983. But 100,000,000 Americans aren't being spied on

Not yet...


Remember this scene from "The Simpsons" episode "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"?

At work, Homer takes a call from his stockbroker....

Broker: Your stock in the power plant just went up for the first time in ten years.

Homer: I own stock?

Broker: Yes, all the employees got some in exchange for waiving certain Constitutional rights.