989. "Hello, I Must Be Gossing"

Hello, I Must Be Gossing*

Hello, I must be gossing.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be gossing.
I'm glad I came
but just the same
I must be gossing.

For my sake you must stay,
for if you goss away,
you'll spoil this party I am throwing.

I'll stay a week or two,
I'll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be gossing.

*Sung to the tune of "Hello, I Must Be Going"
from the Marx Brothers film "Animal Crackers"