963. Psssssssst. It's hurricane season again.

June 1st. Official start of the Atlantic hurricane season. So let's recall some of the finest moments from last year:

I kid you not.

In an email message distributed on Monday (8/29), a group calling itself Columbia Christians for Life informs us that a "satellite picture of Hurricane Katrina ... looks like a 6-week unborn human child as it comes ashore the Gulf Coast ... The image of the hurricane above with its eye already ashore ... looks like a fetus (unborn human baby) facing to the left (west) in the womb, in the early weeks of gestation (approx. 6 weeks). Even the orange color of the image is reminiscent of a commonly used pro-life picture of early prenatal development..."

Their point? "God's message: REPENT AMERICA !"



Frankly, I think a closeup of the hurricane image looks more like Porky Pig.


Does this then mean that God's wrath will next be unleashed upon us as torrents of pork bellies?